If at first you don't succeed.......
1. ........perhaps you need to go back and do it the way your wife told you to do it.
2. ..........skydiving's not for you.
Any other witty endings to this phrase?
1. ........perhaps you need to go back and do it the way your wife told you to do it.
2. ..........skydiving's not for you.
Any other witty endings to this phrase?
posted by Serena Voss at 9:24 AM
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3. .......... maybe success just isn't your "thing."
4. .......... perhaps you forgot to proceed.
5. .......... file an appeal.
6. .......... don't focus on your failure. Others will do that for you.
7. .......... hold a press conference and announce that negative results have value in establishing a baseline for future achievement.
8. .......... you should probably try, try, try something different.
Keith,
Like 'em all, especially 3,5 and 7.
... pout until you do.
...declare instant insantiy on the people who have the audacity to do such a thing.
...start your own "I can be successful" club, don't invite the previously mentioned others.
...fry, fry a hen?
I have personally tried, tried the pouting and will probably do so again. If I decide to fry, fry a hen, I will let you know how it goes for me. ;)
... be an underacheiver, its the tallest blade of grass that gets cut by the lawnmower.
... Go for mediocrity, it takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until its too late
... realize that it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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That's a hoot! 'Specially the last 'un.
......eat some chocolate and try again later!
......pretend to be a success anyway!
Susie,
I am reaching for the chocolate....
Pretending you are a success has merrit. "I think therefore, I am."
... rewrite the definition of "succeed".
........replant the seed
.......find, find a friend.
..... you're just about average.
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